Too many serious subjects around at the moment. Too many words.
Some years ago I posted about jandal-stripe (leastways I thought I did but I can't find the post). A friend said that my toes were bandy. I've had a thing about my toes ever since. This year I've hardly worn jandals outside because I've spent so much time on the croquet lawns where I have to wear flat-soled sports shoes. So I now have white feet. When I was about to go out with jandals on recently I was told most emphatically that that would look really really silly. So now I can't wear jandals outside. Now be honest do you think white feet are that funny?